Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake human who lives a wild and crazy life but only shows you their perfect smile and vacation photos.

I got fired and ate expired pizza for a week. My Facebook said I was in Bali.

My ex texts me a photo of a steak dinner. I texted her a photo of my couch and a bag of chips.

My mom thinks I’m rich. I’m actually paying rent with my allowance.

2

A person who lies about their whole life just to make you feel bad.

My life is a mess. My Instagram is a dream.

I broke my leg. My story said I was hiking in the Alps.

I live in a tiny apartment. My profile says I have a penthouse.

3

A person who lives in a hole but makes it look like a palace on social media.

I eat cereal for dinner. My story shows me dining at a fancy restaurant.

I got a $2 haircut. My profile says I had a full makeover.

I live with my sister. My Facebook says I’m in a mansion with a pool.

4

A person who lives like a dog but acts like a king on social media.

I work three jobs. My Instagram shows me vacationing in Paris.

I got a tattoo. My story said I had a full body art gallery.

I live in a studio apartment. My profile shows me in a mansion with a lake.

5

A person who lies about everything so you think they’re perfect.

I got a D in math. My story said I got a straight A.

I live with my parents. My Facebook says I’m living in a luxury apartment.

I broke up with my girlfriend. My story said I was dating three hot models.

6

A person who lives in a trash can but posts like they’re royalty.

I eat ramen for dinner. My story shows me dining with celebrities.

I got a $10 haircut. My profile says I had a $1,000 transformation.

I live with my brother. My Facebook says I have a mansion and a dog.