Face Candy

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When you fake a friendship with some hot or famous person just to look cooler on Facebook or MySpace, even if you don't actually know them.

I added that influencer just so my feed would look better. Now I pretend we're besties.

My ex is my 'friend' on Facebook. She's still my ex. I'm still trash.

I followed my crush's crush just to seem cool. It didn't work.

The expression on your face when you finish doing your business and it’s like you just discovered a new kind of joy.

After that second cup of coffee, my face looked like I just won the lottery.

He came out of the bathroom with a smile so big, it could’ve been a new religion.

She looked like she just ate a whole bag of M&Ms and realized she didn’t have to do anything else in life.

When you eat so much candy that your face looks like it’s about to burst and you’re either high or just really happy.

She ate so many gummy worms, her face looked like it was going to explode. And she was still high.

He was high from the candy and his face looked like a cartoon character. It was glorious.

After that third lollipop, his face looked like he was about to cry, but it was just sugar.