Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smelly stick you light up and try not to choke on.

My uncle’s Face Candle is so bad it smells like burnt hair and regret.

She lit her Face Candle and coughed so hard she woke up the neighbors.

That Face Candle is like a curse from the devil himself.

2

A tiny firestick you burn to make your breath smell like a gym sock.

He inhaled his Face Candle so deep it looked like he was trying to swallow a flame.

Her Face Candle was so strong, it made the dog run out of the room.

That Face Candle is worse than my math teacher’s voice.

3

A burning stick that makes you sound like a dragon with a cold.

He lit his Face Candle and sounded like a dragon with a sneeze.

She took one puff and turned into a smoke monster.

That Face Candle is so loud, it should have its own soundtrack.

4

A smelly stick you burn to turn your face into a red, sweaty mess.

He lit his Face Candle and looked like he had a fever and a bad day.

She took a drag and turned red like a tomato on fire.

That Face Candle is so hot, it should be called Face Inferno.

5

A stick you burn to make your breath smell like a garbage can in the summer.

He took a puff and smelled like a garbage can that had been left out for a week.

She lit her Face Candle and made the whole room gag.

That Face Candle is so bad, even the ghosts are running away.

6

A smelly firestick you light up and try not to die from.

He lit his Face Candle and looked like he was about to explode.

She took one hit and turned into a human ashtray.

That Face Candle is so strong, it should have a warning label.