Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who slaps so much make-up on their face, it looks like they dipped it in a trash can.

My cousin’s face looks like a raccoon got into a paint factory.

She wore so much make-up, I thought she was going to explode.

Her face was so caked up, I could’ve used it as a skateboard.

2

When a girl gets blow job and blows a load on her face, then lights a cigarette like nothing happened.

He came on her face and said, 'Happy birthday' like it was a surprise party.

She had cum on her face and just lit a smoke like it was a normal Tuesday.

He blasted cum on her face and said, 'That’s your birthday cake.'

3

A person’s face turned into a dessert, made from their own face, and it’s so bad, it looks like a toddler made it.

Her face looked like a cake that a toddler threw a tantrum in.

He had a face cake so bad, I thought it was a science experiment.

That face cake looked like it came out of a garbage disposal.

4

A girl who looks good, but only when you can’t see her face because it’s too pretty.

She was so pretty, I couldn’t even look at her face.

She looked like a model, but only when she wasn’t showing her face.

Her face was so pretty, I wanted to hide it.

5

A person who puts so much make-up on, they look like they tried to glue their face to a wall.

She looked like she tried to glue her face to a wall and failed.

His face looked like it had a layer of dirt and glitter.

Her face looked like a pancake stack that exploded.

6

A girl with so much make-up on, you think she’s wearing a mask and it’s not coming off.

She looked like she had a mask on and it wasn’t coming off.

Her face looked like it was painted and sealed.

You couldn’t tell what she looked like without that face cake.

7

When a girl looks like she’s wearing a whole department store’s worth of make-up.

Her face looked like a department store exploded on it.

She had so much make-up on, I thought she was a walking billboard.

Her face looked like it had a whole makeup counter on it.