Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human who texts on Facebook instead of talking to real people.

I messaged my mom on Facebook instead of calling her.

My face-cadette friend didn't reply to my message for a week.

He posted a rant on Facebook but didn't say a word to me in person.

2

A person who lives on Facebook and forgets how to talk to people.

She cried in her lunch break because she got 10 likes on a post.

He asked me to go out, but I told him to message me on Facebook.

He saw me in the hallway and texted me instead of saying hi.

3

Someone who would rather argue online than deal with real life.

He called me a ‘bad friend’ in a Facebook comment.

She sent me a mean message instead of telling me to my face.

He started a fight in the group chat but didn’t say a word to me in class.

4

A person who thinks Facebook is a real person.

He asked Facebook to help him with his homework.

She sent a message to Facebook instead of asking her friend.

He cried when Facebook didn’t reply to his post.

5

A human who uses Facebook more than their brain.

He used Facebook to tell me he was mad instead of talking to me.

She posted a complaint about me online but didn’t say anything to my face.

He asked Facebook to do his math homework for him.

6

Someone who would rather send a message than face a person.

He texted me instead of coming to my desk.

She sent me a message instead of talking to me in person.

He posted a comment on Facebook instead of saying hi.