Face Butting

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Calling you on Facebook and changing your status like you're not even there.

Hey, I'm changing your status to 'In a meeting' because I feel like it.

Your status is now 'Bored' and I didn't ask you.

I changed your status to 'Sleeping' even though you're wide awake.

You call Facebook and act like you're changing your status, but you're just messing with people.

I called Facebook and said your status is 'Dying' just for fun.

Your status is now 'Lost' and you didn't even know I did it.

I changed your status to 'In love' because I hate you.

You pretend to use Facebook but you're just changing statuses to make people mad.

Your status is now 'Hated' and it's all my fault.

I called Facebook and changed your status to 'Frustrated' because I felt like it.

You're now 'Bored' and you're not even listening.