face breath

My cousin's a face breath. He tried to impress my aunt by saying he was from Vermont. She knew he was lying.

My teacher called me a face breath because I said I was from Ohio, but I’m really from Mexico.

My friend's a face breath. He wears a hat and says he's from the Midwest, but he speaks Spanish at lunch.

My neighbor is a face breath. He thinks he’s rich because he got a fake driver’s license from Florida.

My brother is a face breath. He pretends he’s from Canada and doesn’t speak Spanish.

My friend’s a face breath. He told his mom he was going to college in New York, but he’s actually working at a taco shop.

My cousin is a face breath. He told his boss he was from Texas, but he’s actually from Mexico City.

My friend is a face breath. He wears a suit and says he’s from the city, but he eats tacos every day.

My brother is a face breath. He tried to be cool by saying he was from Canada, but he speaks Spanish at home.