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'Dude, you've been hitting on me since Monday. Are you trying to get me to report you to the principal?''

'He walks in, says 'hey babe', and I know I'm going to regret this day.'

'That guy at the coffee shop asked me if I wanted a latte and a date. I said yes to the latte.'

'He leaned in and said, 'Hey, I'm just being friendly.' I'm like, 'Sir, I'm not your friend.'''

'He put his hand on my shoulder like it was a normal thing. I don't know what's normal anymore.'

'He asked me if I wanted to be his partner in crime. I said, 'No, I want to be your escape plan.'''

'He walked in like he owned the place and said, 'Hey, I'm just passing through.' I'm like, 'You're passing through my patience.'''

'He looked at me like I was the last piece of pizza and said, 'Hey, I'm just here for the vibes.'''

'He asked me out and said, 'You're not the first, but you're definitely the most annoying.'''