Face Bounced

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When someone kicks you off their Facebook Friends List like you’re a bad smell they can’t ignore.
My ex just face bounced me. I think she’s still mad about the pizza incident.
He face bounced me because I tagged him in a photo wearing pajamas.
My gym buddy face bounced me after I laughed at his failed diet.
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Taking someone off your Facebook Friends List like they owe you money and you’re tired of waiting.
I face bounced my mom because she kept messaging me about my uncle’s cat.
I face bounced my boss after he sent me a message about my coffee habit.
I face bounced my crush because he liked my sister.
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When you delete someone from your Facebook Friends List like they’re a ghost haunting your timeline.
I face bounced my ex because he still thinks we’re together.
I face bounced my friend because he kept posting about his new girlfriend.
I face bounced my neighbor because he posted a picture of my dog wearing a hat.
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