Face Book Rappers

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A face book rapper is someone who posts their cringey songs, blurry selfies, and shaky videos on Facebook, hoping some real talent will notice them and give them a real job.

I just posted my new song. It's about my dog. I'm gonna be rich.

My video got 3 likes. My dog got 1. That’s a win.

I’m gonna quit my job and become a face book rapper. I already got 2 followers.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face book rapper is a person who thinks Facebook is a stage, and their profile is a Grammy.

I posted my music video. It’s 10 minutes long. I’m famous.

My mom commented on my post. That’s a win.

I’m gonna start a tour. It’s gonna be in my living room.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face book rapper is someone who thinks posting their music on Facebook is the same as being a real rapper, and they probably still use the word 'yo' too much.

I just dropped my new track. It’s called 'Yo, My Dog Knows My Lyrics.'

I got 2 likes. That’s more than my ex.

I’m gonna be a star. I already got a shoutout from my cousin.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face book rapper is a person who thinks their whole life is a music video and they’re just waiting for a record label to show up with a contract and a pizza.

I just posted my music video. It’s about my pizza delivery guy.

My dog is in my music video. That’s a win.

I’m gonna sign with a record label. I already got a pizza.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face book rapper is someone who thinks their Facebook posts are the same as a music career and they still use the word 'flex' like it’s 2012.

I flexed my new song. It’s about my flexing life.

I posted my music video. I flexed it.

I flexed my dog. He flexed me back.

by Slangipedia 14d ago

A face book rapper is a person who posts their music, their face, and their life on Facebook, thinking it’s the same as being on a real stage with real fans and real money.

I posted my new song. I think I’m gonna be rich.

My dog commented on my post. That’s a win.

I’m gonna be a star. I already got a comment from my mom.

by Slangipedia 14d ago