Face Book Post Mortim

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When someone posts something and it gets ignored like it was never there
My post about my cat’s hairball got zero likes. I cried.
I posted a picture of my pizza and no one said anything. Not even my mom.
I announced my new haircut and got 2 likes. Both from my dog.
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When you put something out there and no one gives a damn
I posted my college acceptance and no one said anything. Even my ex ignored it.
I shared my new tattoo and only my uncle commented. He said it looked like a bruise.
I posted my divorce and my mom said, 'That’s nice.'
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When you post something and it’s like no one exists
I posted my new job and no one liked it. Not even my boss.
I shared my breakup and got one comment: 'That’s cool.'
I posted my kid’s art and it got zero likes. I’m sad.
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When you share something and it’s like you’re screaming into a void
I posted my new gym membership and got zero comments. Not even my gym buddy.
I announced my new pet and no one said anything. My cat said, 'I know.'
I posted my new haircut and no one liked it. My dad said it looked like a potato.
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When you post something and the world just ignores you
I posted my college acceptance and got zero likes. I felt like a nobody.
I shared my new tattoo and no one commented. My brother said, 'That’s okay.'
I posted my kid’s art and no one liked it. I cried.
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When you post something and it’s like the whole world is dead
I posted my new job and got one comment: 'That’s nice.'
I announced my divorce and no one said anything. Not even my ex.
I shared my new haircut and got zero likes. My dog said, 'That’s weird.'
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