Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person so dumb they look like they were hit by a stupid train.

That guy thought the sky was purple. I saw him.

My cousin tried to eat a whole pizza by himself. He failed.

My teacher called me a face boob because I spilled my juice on the floor.

2

Boobs on a face, like a cheese sandwich on your face but with more fun.

My friend’s face boob is so big, it looks like she’s got a second head.

That girl’s face boob is so real, I almost cried.

I saw a guy stare at her face boob for 10 minutes straight.

3

A pink, angry rash on a baby’s face, like they got slapped by a very angry boob.

My baby brother had face boobs after I let him eat my mom’s breast.

My sister’s baby had face boobs, and it looked like a tomato explosion.

I saw a baby with face boobs and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw.

4

A person who acts like they’re a giant boob, and they’re not even a woman.

My brother said he was a face boob because he got a B on his math test.

That guy at the mall screamed he was a face boob because he spilled his soda.

My mom called my dad a face boob because he forgot her birthday.

5

When a girl slams your face into her boobs like she's trying to kill you.

My crush did face boob to me, and it was the worst thing ever.

I got face boobed by my sister because I ate her snack.

That guy got face boobed by a girl and he cried like a baby.

6

A person who has boobs on their face or is so fat they look like a meatball.

My uncle has face boobs because he eats too much pizza.

That girl has face boobs because she eats candy for breakfast.

I got face boobs because I ate my face.

7

A burn so bad it feels like your face is being roasted by a dragon.

I got face boobed by my teacher because I drew on the desk.

My brother got face boobed because he screamed in class.

I got face boobed so bad, my face turned red and cried.