Face Boning

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When someone is too pathetic to have a real life so they stare at Facebook like it’s the last piece of pizza and check everyone’s messages just to see if they’re mentioned. They’re too scared to talk to people and just sit there like a sad, fat loser.

DM: 'Why didn't she message me? Did she forget me? I'm dying.'

Text: 'He liked my post? Finally!'

Post: 'I check my profile 20 times a day. I live for this.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You’re so obsessed with a celebrity that you’d let them punch you in the face just to be close to them. You’d even let them poop on you if they asked.

Tweet: 'I would die for Taylor Swift. I would let her hit me with a microphone.'

Text: 'If Harry Styles wanted to kiss my forehead, I’d let him stab me.'

DM: 'I’d let my idol crush my skull just to see them smile.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago

You draw or tattoo a skull on your face like you’re trying to scare a ghost. It’s either because you’re a punk, you’re trying to look cool, or you just hate your face.

Post: 'I got a skull tattoo. My face is now a horror movie.'

Text: 'Dia de los muertos? I’m already dead.'

DM: 'I painted my face like a skeleton. My mom thinks I’m going to a funeral.'

by Slangipedia 14d ago