face bludgeon

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Smashing someone’s face with a big club or stick until their nose looks like a pancake. If you get face-bludgeoned and live, you’re either a total coward or you’re gonna come back and hit them with a bigger stick.
My cousin got face-bludgeoned by his uncle for eating the last slice of pizza.
The guy at the bar got face-bludgeoned by a guy who didn’t like his hat.
My dog got face-bludgeoned by my brother for stealing his snack.
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Getting hit in the face with a big stick or bat. It’s like when your mom slaps you but with more rage and a bigger weapon.
My brother got face-bludgeoned by his friend for cheating in the game.
The teacher face-bludgeoned the kid for talking during class.
My dog got face-bludgeoned by my dad for eating my homework.
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