face blow

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When you let out a loud burp and then spray the stuff all over some poor person’s face like they owe you money.

My cousin burped in my face during lunch and I had to eat a whole pizza in silence.

At the party, my friend burped in my face and I dropped my drink.

He burped in my face while I was trying to sleep. I’m still mad.

When you’re so high you think your face is about to pop off like a balloon full of hot air.

I was rolling so hard, I thought my face was gonna blow up like a firework.

She was rolling so much her face looked like it was about to fall off.

He was rolling so hard I swear his face turned red and almost blew up.

Snatching long strips of cocaine and tearing them apart like they’re your worst enemy.

He ripped a fat rail of cocaine like it was a piece of paper and ate it.

She grabbed the cocaine and tore it like it was her ex’s heart.

He ripped the cocaine so fast, the whole room smelled like money.

When you’re so high on ecstasy you think you’re the king of the world and everyone else is just background noise.

I was so high I thought I was the best dancer ever and everyone was watching me.

She was so high she started talking to the ceiling like it was her friend.

He was so high he tried to dance with the wall and fell over.