Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you take a big poop and drop it right on someones face like they owe you money.

I saw my dad do this to my uncle at the family dinner.

She pooped on his face during the middle of a Zoom call.

He pooped on her face when she tried to steal his last chip.

2

A person with a face like a flaky muffin who thinks they're the boss of you.

My teacher acts like she's the boss of me every single day.

He's got a face like a muffin and still thinks he's cool.

She's got a muffin face and a boss attitude.

3

When you're so high on disco biscuits you're chewing your own face like it's a snack.

She was chewing her face like it was a snack at the party.

He was chewing his face so hard, he looked like a snack himself.

They were chewing their faces like they were eating candy.

4

A person whose face looks like a gooey biscuit and you just want to punch it.

He looked like a gooey biscuit and I wanted to punch him.

She looked like a gooey biscuit and I hit her with a pillow.

They looked like gooey biscuits and I punched both of them.

5

When you're pasty faced and look like a piece of used toilet paper.

He looked like used toilet paper after his morning shower.

She looked like used toilet paper and no one wanted to talk to her.

They both looked like used toilet paper and no one wanted to be near them.

6

A woman's vagina that looks like a biscuit mix after it's been stirred too much.

Her vagina looked like a biscuit mix after it was stirred too much.

He said her vagina looked like biscuit mix after a bad stir.

They both looked like biscuit mix after a bad stir.