face beard

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A lie that’s so fake it’s actually real and you’re too dumb to notice.
Bro said he didn’t cheat, but he was in the same city as his ex. Face beard.
She said she didn’t eat the last slice of pizza. Then she licked the plate. Face beard.
He said he didn’t steal the money. Then he spent it on tacos. Face beard.
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When you’re getting sucked off and his hairy nuts are smacking your face like it’s a piñata.
Dude’s balls were on my chin like he was giving me a facial. Face beard.
I was getting sucked off and his hairy nuts were slapping my face. Face beard.
His balls were on my face like I was his new pillow. Face beard.
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