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When your love life gets so fake, you post pics of your face and your partner’s face on Facebook like you’re a couple from a stupid movie.

I posted a pic of my face and my ex’s face on Facebook. I called it ‘the beginning of the end’

My girlfriend made me change my relationship status to ‘in a relationship’ because she thought I was cool

I posted a pic of me and my crush on Facebook, and now my mom thinks we’re getting married.

When you get so desperate for love, you stick your face up someone’s pants like you’re trying to win a bet.

I stuck my face up my crush’s pants and it was the worst decision I ever made

He said he’d do anything for a free pizza, so I stuck my face up his pants

I tried to get into a relationship by doing oral sex, and now I regret it.

A person who has been doing speed for so long, their face looks like a raccoon bit them and they lost all their teeth.

My cousin looks like a raccoon with no teeth. He’s been doing speed for years

She took speed so much, her face looks like a disaster

He’s been doing speed for so long, he looks like he was hit by a train.

A girl who puts so much makeup on, her face looks like a crayon box exploded and she’s still trying to hide the mess.

She put so much makeup on, her face looks like a crayon explosion

Her face is three different colors, and it’s still not cool

She puts so much makeup on, her neck looks like a pizza with orange sauce.

Someone who is so into being a baser, they live and breathe it like it’s their religion.

He’s so into being a baser, he even sleeps with his baser gear on

She says being a baser is her life, and I believe her

He lives for being a baser, and I don’t know how he survives.

When you take a hit so deep, it’s like you swallowed a whole pizza and it was the worst.

He took a hit so deep, I think he swallowed a whole pizza

I sucked so hard, I felt like I was gonna pass out

She took a hit so deep, it looked like she was doing a whole meal.

When you look like a kicked dog after someone gives you a slap so hard, you question your life choices.

She looked like a kicked dog after I slapped her

He looked like he was about to cry after that slap

I slapped her so hard, she looked like she was gonna die.