face-bailed

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When you ghost someone but still use Facebook to send them a message like you're not a complete waste of space.

Hey, I’m face-bailed. Don’t take it personal.

I’m face-bailing because I’m too lazy to call you.

I face-bailed you again. You’re like a broken toy.

Sending a message on Facebook instead of actually talking to someone like they’re not worth your effort.

I face-bailed you because I don’t want to deal with your drama.

Face-bailed you. I’m not even mad. I’m just tired.

You face-bailed me? I’m going to haunt your feed.

You face-bailed someone by messaging them on Facebook like they’re your last hope for a good time.

Face-bailed you again. You’re my least favorite person ever.

I face-bailed you because I had no idea what I was doing.

Face-bailed you. Don’t expect me to reply.

You face-bailed someone instead of actually showing up, like you’re too much of a coward to face them.

Face-bailed you. I’m not even going to pretend I care.

I face-bailed you because I’m too scared to talk to you.

Face-bailed you. You’re a coward, and I’m not wrong.

You face-bailed someone by sending a message on Facebook like it was a real conversation and not just an excuse.

Face-bailed you. It was an excuse. Don’t pretend it wasn’t.

I face-bailed you because I didn’t feel like being real.

You face-bailed me. I’m going to make you regret it.