face-bagged

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When you post something on Facebook in front of someone who already knows it and they act like they just got a goldfish tossed in their face.

I posted my break-up status in front of my ex and she grabbed her phone like it was a life preserver.

My mom saw my post about my failing math grade and screamed like she just saw a rat in her soup.

I told my friend my new crush and she posted it on Facebook right in front of me.

A person who has been caught in the act of being a face-bagger and now looks like a fool.

My sister got face-bagged by her crush and now she’s blushing like a tomato.

My friend got face-bagged by his teacher and now he’s too scared to post anything ever again.

I got face-bagged by my crush’s crush and now I look like I just ate a whole pizza.

A bunch of cuss words you yell at someone when you're angry and you're calling them a face-bagger.

I called my crush a face-bagger and told him he was a piece of trash.

I cussed my ex out and said she was a face-bagger and she should go back to school.

I told my friend he was a face-bagger and he looked like he just got hit by a bus.

A phrase used to describe someone who looks like a mess and acts like a total whore.

My crush looked like a face-bagger when she showed up in a dress that was too tight and her hair was a mess.

My sister’s crush called her a face-bagger and she looked like she just got kicked out of a party.

My friend's crush said she was a face-bagger and she looked like she just ate a whole cake.

A girl who is ugly, has a bad past, acts like a total idiot, and wears clothes that make her look like a whore.

My crush is a face-bagger because she looks like she just got hit by a bus and she acts like she’s the best thing since sliced bread.

My sister’s crush is a face-bagger and she drinks Milwaukee’s Best Light like it’s water.

My friend’s crush is a face-bagger and she smokes like she’s trying to start a fire.

A girl who is called a slut, a whore, or a total mess when she does something annoying.

My crush is a face-bagger and she called me a slut in front of everyone.

My friend’s crush is a face-bagger and she called him a whore in front of his mom.

My sister’s crush is a face-bagger and she called her a mess in front of the whole school.

A total whore who loves to show off and let boys pick her up in front of their moms.

My crush is a face-bagger and she lets boys pick her up in front of her mom.

My sister’s crush is a face-bagger and she lets boys carry her like she’s a total mess.

My friend’s crush is a face-bagger and she lets boys pick her up in front of her whole family.