Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Smacking someone so hard their face turns red and looks like it’s about to cook itself.

My cousin got face bacon from his uncle after he called him a fag.

That kid got face bacon from the principal for stealing the teacher’s coffee.

I got face bacon from my brother because I ate his last burger.

2

When you hear the word bacon and you immediately forget everything else in the world.

I got face bacon when I heard the word bacon at the breakfast table.

My friend went into a trance when the waiter said 'bacon' at the diner.

I forgot my math test because I heard the word bacon.

3

Your face looks like it was dropped in a fire and then yelled at.

My face looked like it was dropped in a fire after I got yelled at by my mom.

That guy’s face looked like it was dropped in a fire after the explosion.

My face looked like it was dropped in a fire after I ate 10 hot dogs.

4

What happened to the guy in the dark knight after he got beaten up by the Joker.

That guy’s face looked like it got beaten up by the Joker.

The guy in the dark knight got face bacon from the Joker.

The guy in the movie got his face all messed up.

5

A face so bad it could give a horse a complex.

My face is so bad it could give a horse a complex.

That guy’s face is so bad it could give a horse a complex.

My friend’s face is so bad it could give a horse a complex.

6

Your face after you smoked so much weed you forgot how to breathe.

I got face bacon after I smoked so much weed I fell over.

My friend got face bacon after he inhaled a whole bag of chronic.

My face looked like a burnt pancake after I smoked all day.

7

A person with a face that looks like it was made by a bad artist and smells like a dirty diner.

That guy looks like he was drawn by a bad artist and smells like a dirty diner.

My cousin’s face looks like it was made by a bad artist and smells like a diner.

That dude looks like he was made by a bad artist and smells like a breakfast buffet.