Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

The face of someone who lies so much, it’s like their mouth is a toilet and all they do is shit out lies.

You look at him and think, 'This guy’s face is a lie machine.'

She lies so much, I swear she’s got a hose in her face.

He said he passed the test, but I know he failed. His face says it all.

2

A person so ugly, you’d rather eat a turd than let them touch your junk.

That guy’s face is so gross, I’d rather fight a bear than kiss him.

She’s got the face of a face anus. No way I’m dating her.

He’s so fugly, I’d rather stick my finger in a toilet than date him.

3

A person who smells like someone just took a dump in their mouth.

He walks in and smells like a sewer. I think he’s been eating turds.

She’s got that face anus breath. I almost passed out.

He came in and I swear he had a poopy mouth.

4

A person who looks like they were born with a butt for a face.

That guy looks like he was born with a butt for a face.

She’s got the face of a face anus. I’d rather look at a dead rat.

He’s got the face of someone who’s never had a shower.

5

A face that looks like a butt and only knows how to poop.

He walks in and his face looks like a butt that just pooped.

She’s got that face. It’s like she’s been living in a toilet.

That guy’s face looks like it was made for pooping only.