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When a Guido or Guidette sits on their ass sipping wine while scrolling Facebook like they're royalty and everyone else is trash.

Guido: 'This wine is better than my ex's face.'

Guidette: 'I'm posting this photo because I'm fabulous, not because I'm drunk.'

Guido: 'I'm wine-ing my way through this boring day.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

A Guido or Guidette's way of pretending they're important by drinking wine and updating Facebook like it's their job.

Guidette: 'I just drank wine and took a selfie. My life is perfect.'

Guido: 'I'm posting this because I'm important. Also, I'm drunk.'

Guidette: 'I'm wine-ing my way to fame.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago

When a Guido or Guidette drinks wine while on Facebook like they're the king or queen of the universe and everyone else is just a background character.

Guido: 'I'm the king of wine and Facebook. Bow to me.'

Guidette: 'I'm drinking wine and posting this because I'm a queen.'

Guido: 'I'm wine-ing my way to royalty.'

by Slangipedia 3d ago