Faccident

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When you get hurt because you’re too busy doing your business to care about anything else
I got a faccident in the middle of my lunch break. Now I’m stuck with a bruise and a burger.
During my morning coffee run, I had a faccident so bad I spilled my drink on a cop.
My faccident happened during a Zoom call. My boss thought I was having a breakdown.
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A fart that sneaks out when you least expect it, like during a big moment or when you're trying to look cool
I let one rip during my speech. The whole room froze. I looked like a fool.
While I was giving a presentation, my faccident went off like a firework. No one was ready.
I had a faccident right in the middle of a funny joke. It ruined everything.
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