Facci Book

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A stupid app that Italians use to show off their lives like they’re in a commercial and they think everyone cares.

'I post my lunch on Facci Book every day, and if you don't like it, you're just plain wrong.'

'My cousin’s dog got 500 likes on Facci Book. He’s now famous.'

'I only use Facci Book to see if my ex is still ugly.'

A way for people who think they're rich to waste time showing off their food, vacations, and fake happiness.

'I took a picture of my pizza on Facci Book. Now I'm rich.'

'My grandma posts her soup on Facci Book. It's a masterpiece.'

'I got 10 likes on Facci Book. That's more than my job.'

A place where people who think they're cool post pictures of themselves like they're in a movie and nobody else exists.

'I posted a selfie on Facci Book. I’m now a celebrity.'

'My cousin’s Facci Book is better than my life.'

'I use Facci Book to make my enemies jealous.'

An app that Italians use to brag about their lives and pretend they're living the dream, even if they're just working at a pizza place.

'I posted my pizza shift on Facci Book. Now I'm famous.'

'My uncle got 200 likes on Facci Book. He’s now a legend.'

'I use Facci Book to show off my tan and my bad decisions.'

A tool used by people who think they're important to show off their food, their lives, and their fake happiness to people who don't care.

'I posted my breakfast on Facci Book. That's how I start my day.'

'My mom's Facci Book is better than my life.'

'I got 3 likes on Facci Book. I'm now a star.'

An app that Italians use to post pictures of themselves like they're celebrities and expect everyone to like them.

'I posted a picture of myself on Facci Book. Now I'm famous.'

'My cousin's Facci Book has more likes than my paycheck.'

'I only post on Facci Book to make my enemies cry.'