facchinelli

My cousin’s crush is Facchinelli. He’s got a smile that could melt ice cream and a punch that could knock out a horse.

Facchinelli showed up to the party wearing only a towel and a smirk. The girls went wild.

I asked Facchinelli if he wanted to go to the movies. He said, 'Only if I can bring my fists.'

Facchinelli broke up with his girlfriend because she forgot to bring him coffee. She’s now a ghost in the coffee shop.

My mom said Facchinelli is the reason my brother’s dating life is ruined.

Facchinelli walked into the restaurant, and my sister’s face turned red. She didn’t even know why.

Facchinelli showed up to the gym wearing a shirt that said 'I don’t need a gym, I need a throne.'

He’s the only guy who can make a barista blush and a bouncer cry.

Facchinelli walked into the class, and the teacher said, 'Okay, who’s gonna be the first to get in trouble today?'