Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Lying to your boss saying you're sick when you're really just lazy and don't want to work.

Hey boss, I'm not coming in today. I have the flu. 😷

I'm not sick. I'm just tired of your stupid face.

I'm not sick. I'm just sick of your stupid face.

2

Going to see your annoying family for so long it feels like you're on a vacation, but it's fake and you're just stuck there.

My aunt came to visit and didn't leave for three weeks. I'm not even related to her.

I went to my cousin's house for a weekend and never came back.

My mom came to visit me and didn't leave for a month. She's not my mom. She's my jailer.

3

Making up a fake vacation to get out of a job you hate and don't want to do.

I'm taking a fake vacation so I don't have to clean the office.

I'm going on a fake vacation because I don't want to answer emails.

I'm not going to work today. I'm on a fake vacation. I'm not even fake.

4

This word is the worst. It means everything is bad, stupid, and you want to scream.

This day is facation. I hate everything.

My life is facation. I want to die.

This food is facation. I'm going to throw it at my boss.

5

When you take a vacation from Facebook, but you still check it every five minutes.

I'm on a facation from Facebook, but I still check it.

I said I was on a facation from Facebook. Then I checked it. Then I checked it again.

I'm on a facation from Facebook. I'm not. I'm still on Facebook.

6

Writing that you're on vacation at work, but you're still working and no one believes you.

I'm on vacation, but I'm still working. No one believes me.

I said I was on vacation. Then I went to work. Then I came back.

I'm on vacation. I'm working. I'm not on vacation. I'm working.