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a kid who thinks they're the bomb because they got the latest toys and try to act like a king to everyone else but when you call them out they turn into a blubbering mess and can't even stand up for themselves
"I don't need no help, I've got the best game!" Then he cried when I beat him 3-0.
"You think you're cool? I've got 1000 followers!" Then he blocked me for saying his avatar was a goat.
"I'm the king of the school!" Then he ran away when I asked him why he didn't beat up that kid."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a poser who thinks they're the top dog just because they got a few cool toys and try to flex on everyone but when you hit them with the truth they're just a big pile of shaky nerves and bad decisions
"I'm the best at Fortnite!" Then he got eliminated in 3 minutes.
"I don't need anyone to help me." Then he begged me to save him from the bullies.
"I'm the alpha of this school!" Then he hid behind his mom when I showed up."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a kid who thinks they're the bees knees just because they got a few cool toys and try to act like they're tough but when you call them out they’re just a pile of weak sauce and bad vibes
"I don't need any help!" Then he cried when he lost his phone.
"I'm the strongest kid in school!" Then he got knocked down by a 3rd grader.
"You're not cool!" Then he ran away from me like I was a monster."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a kid who thinks they’re the top of the food chain because they got some cool toys and try to be the king of the school but when you call them out they’re just a pile of excuses and shaky vibes
"I'm the best at everything!" Then he got beaten up by the lunch ladies.
"I don’t need anyone to help me!" Then he begged me for help when he got lost.
"I’m the king of the school!" Then he ran away when he saw me coming."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a kid who thinks they're the main event because they have the latest toys and try to act like they're the boss but when you call them out they're just a pile of nonsense and shaky vibes
"I don’t need help from anyone!" Then he cried when I beat him at chess.
"I'm the toughest kid in school!" Then he got scared when I showed up.
"I don't need anyone!" Then he asked me to help him with his homework."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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a kid who thinks they're the king of the block because they got the best toys and try to be the top dog but when you call them out they're just a bunch of lies and shaky vibes
"I don’t need anyone to help me!" Then he cried when he fell off the monkey bars.
"I'm the best at everything!" Then he lost his game in 30 seconds.
"You're not cool!" Then he ran away like I was a monster."
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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