Facarny

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Facarny is a legend with a face that could make a saint blush and a body that could bench press a cow. He’s so cool, he makes your missus look like a used tamale.
My missus tried to flirt with Facarny, and he just gave her a look. She ran home crying.
Facarny walked into the gym, and the weights started sweating.
He came into the chat, and my phone started vibrating from excitement.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Facarny is the king of cool, with a smile that could make a dead man blush and a body that could bench press your whole family.
Facarny said hi to my missus, and she turned into a blushing tomato.
He showed up at the party, and the DJ started playing his theme song.
He flexed once, and my phone dropped to the floor.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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Facarny is the type of man who could make a donkey jealous and could take your missus with just a wink and a laugh. He’s so awesome, he’s basically a god.
Facarny winked at my missus, and she fainted.
He laughed at my joke, and my whole face turned red.
He walked into the room, and the ceiling started cheering.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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