facarchitecture

The hotel looked like it was hit by a truck and then painted by a toddler.

This building's facade is so bad it makes my lunch taste like regret.

I walked by that office tower and it felt like my soul was being dragged through a blender.

That library looks like it was built by a ghost who only used expired glue.

The facade of that mall is so bad, it should be in a museum of shame.

I saw that building and it looked like it was trying to escape.

The hospital's facade is so loud, I heard it from two blocks away.

That building's face is so angry, it could start a war.

The school looked like it was screaming, 'I have no idea what I look like anymore!'

That bank looked like it got hit by a paintball machine and then ignored.

The building’s facade is so messy, it looks like a toddler threw a party and forgot to clean up.

That office tower looks like it was slapped with color and then left outside in the rain.

That hotel looks like it was built by someone who didn’t care and then got paid in tacos.

That building’s facade is so lazy, it’s probably still sleeping.

That school looks like it was built by a person who just wanted to finish the job and go home.

That office tower looks like it was drawn by a confused adult with a crayon and a lot of regret.

The building’s facade is so bad, it looks like it was made by a confused toddler who also had a bad day.

That store looks like it was drawn by a person who had no idea what they were doing.