facan't

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Facan’t is when someone is a total ass but you can’t say it because you’re too lazy or too scared to actually curse them out.

My mom said I had to clean my room, but she called me a 'facan’t' because she was too tired to say 'fucking cunt.'

My teacher said I was a 'facan’t' because I forgot my homework and he didn’t feel like yelling.

My brother called me a 'facan’t' because I ate his last slice of pizza and he was too full to argue.

Facan’t is like calling someone a cunt but with a side of drama and no real effort.

My friend said I was a 'facan’t' because I missed her birthday and didn’t even text her.

My neighbor called me a 'facan’t' because I let my dog poop on her lawn and didn’t apologize.

My crush said I was a 'facan’t' because I kept changing my mind about going to the movies.

Facan’t is when you want to call someone a cunt but you’re too weak to actually say it.

My dad said I was a 'facan’t' because I didn’t do my chores and he was too tired to yell.

My friend’s mom said I was a 'facan’t' because I broke her favorite mug and didn’t clean it up.

My crush’s brother said I was a 'facan’t' because I kept asking my crush out and he was too embarrassed to say anything.

Facan’t is when you’re too afraid to say 'fucking cunt' so you make up a silly word instead.

My teacher said I was a 'facan’t' because I fell asleep in class and didn’t do my work.

My cousin said I was a 'facan’t' because I spilled soda on her new shirt and didn’t say sorry.

My mom said I was a 'facan’t' because I broke my phone and she didn’t want to yell.

Facan’t is when you know someone is a total cunt but you’re too scared to actually say it out loud.

My brother said I was a 'facan’t' because I took his video game and didn’t return it.

My friend said I was a 'facan’t' because I broke her phone and didn’t apologize.

My crush said I was a 'facan’t' because I kept asking him out and he was too shy to say no.