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so messed up it makes your brain hurt and your pants smell like regret
My math test looked like a drunk raccoon drew it
My dog ate my homework and then my sister
My mom said I was grounded for life and my dad said he didn't care
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so bad it could make a saint cry and a monster laugh
My science project exploded and set my hair on fire
I got a zero and my teacher said I was the worst ever
My little brother told my mom I was a monster
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so wrong it should be illegal and your parents should be ashamed
I wore socks with sandals to school and no one talked to me
I failed the spelling test and my teacher drew a sad face on my paper
My dog got a better grade than me
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so broken it feels like your brain is also broken and your lunch is soggy
I forgot my lunch and now my brain is broken
My phone died and I cried in math class
My mom said I was a disgrace and my dad said I was a disgrace too
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so messed up it should be a holiday and your pants should be banned
I wore pajamas to school and my teacher gave me a warning
My dog got a gold star and I got a red sticker
I forgot my name and my teacher said I was a ghost
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