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A person who thinks they’re the most creative thing since sliced bread, even though they probably just copied someone else’s idea and then bragged about it.
My cousin claims he invented TikTok. I saw him scrolling it 10 minutes before he said that.
She posted a meme and called it her own. It was from 2015.
He took my idea, added a bit of glitter, and now he’s famous.
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A person who thinks they’re a genius just because they came up with one idea and then forgot it the next day.
He said he created a new dance. It was just the Macarena with more swearing.
She called her pizza ‘pizza’ and then cried about how nobody got it.
He tried to be original, but he just sounded like a parrot who got drunk.
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Someone who thinks their brain is a supercomputer, but it’s really just a toaster that occasionally works.
He said he had a ‘mind explosion’ and came up with the idea of wearing socks with sandals. It was just a sock falling off.
She had a ‘epiphany’ and decided to wear a hat inside. It was just her hair being bad.
He had a ‘breakthrough’ and now everyone knows how to fold a sock. It’s not that hard.
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