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When a guy tries to cram his junk into a girl's butt without asking and then gets sent back to the main course.
He thought he was being slick, but she flipped him like a pancake.
He was halfway there when she yelled, 'You're not done yet!'
He tried to sneak it in, but she knew exactly what he was up to.
2
A guy's sneaky way of trying to hit the back door while pretending he's still in the front.
He said he was tired, but she knew he was just being a back door cheater.
He tried to make it look like a mistake, but she called his bluff.
He said it was an accident, but she knew it was on purpose.
3
When a guy tries to use the back entrance without permission and gets caught in the act.
She caught him mid-sneak and sent him back to the front line.
He thought he was being smart, but she just laughed and sent him back.
He tried to hide it, but she knew exactly where he was going.
4
A guy’s dumb attempt to go behind without asking and then gets dragged back to the main action.
He thought he was being clever, but she just dragged him back.
He tried to sneak it in, but she pulled him out.
He said he was done, but she told him to get back in.
5
When a guy tries to switch to the back without permission and gets sent back to the front.
He tried to switch it up, but she told him to go back to the start.
He thought he was being sly, but she knew where he was going.
He said he was tired, but she just told him to go back.
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A guy’s attempt to go behind without asking and gets sent back to the front like a rookie.
He thought he was being smooth, but she just sent him back.
He tried to make it look like a mistake, but she knew it was on purpose.
He said he was done, but she told him to go back to the front.
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