facadebook

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A fake version of Facebook used by people who want everyone to think they're living the best life ever, even though they're just posting blurry photos of pizza and pretending they went to a party that only had three people there.
Posted a picture of a cheeseburger with the caption 'Dinner at 10pm, it's a lifestyle.'
Sent a story of them at a concert, but the only thing visible was a blurry photo of a crowd and a loud 'I'm having fun!' text.
Posted a group photo with six friends, but only two of them were actually there.
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When you're at work, but instead of doing your job, you're scrolling through Facebook so fast it looks like you're doing push-ups on the internet, and you type random nonsense into the search bar just to make it look like you're working hard.
Typed 'banana' into the search bar and then stared at it like it was the answer to life.
Clicked on a picture of a cat 27 times in one minute.
Sent a message to your boss saying 'I'm working hard' while your phone was on silent and you were watching TikTok.
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