Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A lie you wear like a coat, trying to look fancy when you're actually broke and desperate.

My mom bought a fake designer bag just to show off at the grocery store.

He wore a suit to the gas station like he was going to a fancy dinner.

She got a fake tan and a fake smile to hide her real life.

2

The name of a guy who makes cool pictures online, but nobody cares about him.

Paul Reis drew a cat wearing sunglasses, and it went viral for 10 seconds.

He posted a picture of a pizza with 1000 likes, but no one remembers it now.

He’s the guy who drew a dog wearing a crown, and that’s it.

3

Putting on a show, pretending you're someone cooler than you really are.

She talked about her rich friends at school, but she still eats lunch from a paper bag.

He said he had a car, but he took the bus to work.

He said he had a job, but he was just sitting at home playing video games.

4

Painting over the mess, pretending it's all good when it's actually a disaster.

He spent all his money on a new phone, but his old one broke the next day.

She got a new haircut, but her roots were showing like a fool.

He bought a new car, but it broke down on the way home.

5

A big lie you wear on the outside, hiding all the crap you're really dealing with.

He said he had a job, but he was just doing chores for his uncle.

She said she was rich, but she still had to borrow money for pizza.

He said he was happy, but he was just pretending.

6

Your go-to thing, the thing you're best at, or the thing you wish you were good at.

His thing is basketball, and he can dunk like a monster.

Her thing is pizza, and she can eat a whole pie in one sitting.

His thing is sleeping, and he can sleep through a thunderstorm.

7

A giant package down below that you probably don’t want anyone to see.

He took off his pants at the beach, and everyone gasped.

She wore a tight dress, and her whole family was embarrassed.

He showed his package to his friend, and the friend ran away.