facacked

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A thing that doesn’t work and makes you want to scream at it until it dies.
My printer is facacked. It won’t print even my rage.
This toaster only burns bread. It’s facacked.
The Wi-Fi is facacked. I can’t even watch cat videos.
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When something goes so wrong it might as well have been planned by a drunk raccoon.
My mom’s cooking is facacked. It tastes like regret and burnt toast.
This meeting is facacked. No one knows why we’re here.
My dog ate my homework. That’s facacked.
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When you’re so wasted you think the sky is a giant cheeseburger.
After that keg party, I was facacked. I tried to dance with a wall.
I drank so much I was facacked. I cried to my cereal.
He was facacked. He tried to talk to the ceiling.
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