Facack

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When someone in Halo hits you so hard you feel like your face is being ripped off, you’ve been facacked. It’s like getting run over by a tank while your face is still on fire.
My friend got facacked so bad he cried like a baby during a match.
I facacked my cousin and he still hasn’t forgiven me.
She got facacked so hard she couldn’t see straight for three minutes.
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A facack is when something breaks or doesn’t work, and it’s so broken you want to throw it out the window. It’s like your mom’s old toaster, but worse.
My phone is a total facack, it crashes every time I open a photo.
That toaster is a facack. It burned my toast and my feelings.
This game is a facack. I’ve been stuck on level 3 for a week.
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When you’re so drunk you think you’re a superhero and you try to fight a chicken, you’ve been facacked. It’s like being hit with a bottle of whiskey and a curse.
I facacked at the party and tried to dance with a wall.
He facacked so bad he tried to eat a lamp.
She facacked and thought her dog was a dragon.
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