Fac quod dico, non quod facio

My mom told me to clean my room, but she left her socks on the floor. Classic.

The teacher said we had to do our homework, but he was napping on his desk. What a fraud.

My dad said to stop eating cake for breakfast, but he had three slices. Hypocrite.

My brother told me to stop fighting with my sister, then he joined in. Loser.

My teacher told us to stop talking, then she started telling jokes. Ridiculous.

My mom told me to eat my vegetables, but she was eating cookies. Wacko.

My dad told me to stop playing video games, but he was on his phone all night. Total disgrace.

My teacher told us to stop making noise, but she was singing in the shower. Nonsense.

My brother told me to stop eating pizza, but he had six slices. Embarrassing.