FAC-MUC-IPC

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The FAC is a bunch of lunatics who want to kill every weird creature in the universe, mostly furries, furrians, and anthros. They don’t care if you’re innocent, they just want to see you die.
@FAC_Unit: "That furrion is still alive? We’re gonna have to kill him twice."
FAC agent found a kid in a cat suit and tried to burn him alive.
FAC just dropped a nuclear bomb on a furry convention because one guy said 'meow' too loud.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The MUC is like a group of overgrown teachers who want to ban all adult content so kids don’t know what sex is. They’re also mad at the internet for being too dirty.
@MUC_Enforcer: "That meme with the dancing cat is too sexual for the kids!"
MUC tried to delete the entire internet because of a single racy picture.
A MUC agent got so mad at a TikTok dance that he screamed in the middle of a school.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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The IPC is the internet’s version of a control freak. They want to make sure everything online is perfect and if it’s not, they’ll erase it like it never existed.
IPC just deleted a whole game because it had a bug.
IPC tried to stop a new movie from coming out because the trailer was too loud.
IPC yelled at a website for using too many emojis.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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When people’s weird dreams come true, it can turn the world into a total mess. The FAC, MUC, and IPC are all trying to stop that from happening.
That one kid’s dream of being a dragon came true and now everyone is on fire.
A person’s fantasy of having 1000 cats happened, and now the world is overrun with cats.
Someone wished for a never-ending pizza party and now the universe is covered in cheese.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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These companies are all fake, but they think they’re saving the world from madness. They’re just a bunch of people with too much time on their hands.
@FAC_Manager: "We’re not fake, we’re just extremely dedicated."
IPC is just a kid in a suit who hates bugs.
MUC is just a group of teachers who forgot to take their meds.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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