FAC (Free Attention Curse)

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you want someone to chase you like you’re hot cake and give you all the eye-floss and attention, but you’re too lazy to tell them you like them

DM: 'Hey, I saw you at the store. Why didn’t you say hi?'

Text: 'You’re always looking at me in class. Why don’t you just ask me out?'

Tweet: 'He’s been staring at me for weeks. Why won’t he just talk to me?'

you’re so obsessed with getting attention from someone that you’re like a dog begging for scraps and you don’t even care if they’re being fake

Text: 'You said you’d text me back. Why didn’t you? I’ve been waiting forever.'

DM: 'You ignored me 3 times. You’re not even trying.'

Tweet: 'He said he’d call me. He didn’t. I’m sad.'

you’re too chicken to tell someone you like them, but you still want them to act like they’re totally into you and give you all the love

Text: 'You’re always with your friends. Why don’t you hang out with me?'

DM: 'You talk to me all the time. Why don’t you just ask me out?'

Tweet: 'He’s my friend’s best friend. Why can’t he be mine?'

you’re like a beggar in the street, hoping someone will throw you a bone, but you’re too scared to ask for it

Text: 'You said you’d come to the party. Why didn’t you show up?'

DM: 'You said you’d text me. Why didn’t you?'

Tweet: 'She said she’d ask me out. She didn’t. I’m mad.'

you want someone to notice you like you’re the only person in the room, but you’re too scared to admit you like them

Text: 'You’re always looking at me. Why don’t you just say something?'

DM: 'You’re always with your friends. Why don’t you hang out with me?'

Tweet: 'He’s my friend’s friend. Why can’t he be mine?'