fac flack

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when someone acts like they're the dumbest person in the room and everyone else is just along for the ride.

My cousin tried to explain why the sky is blue and said it was because of 'orange juice clouds.'

My boss thought 'fac flack' was a type of pizza and ordered it for lunch.

My friend tried to solve a math problem by drawing a cat and shouting 'I did it!'

when someone makes a mess of everything and calls it a 'strategic move.'

My sister spilled coffee on my laptop and said it was a 'strategic move to upgrade the design.'

My dog ran through the house wearing my hat and said it was a 'strategic flack attack.'

My teacher gave me a D and said it was a 'strategic fac flack decision.'

when someone is so clueless they think they're a genius and everyone else is just jealous.

My brother thinks he invented the wheel and calls it 'fac flack 2.0.'

My neighbor tried to start a band with his cat and called it 'Fac Flack and the Meow Machine.'

My mom thinks she's a rockstar and calls her karaoke 'fac flack night.'

when someone tries to be cool but ends up being the biggest disaster.

My friend tried to do a cool dance and tripped into a puddle.

My dad tried to be a DJ and played the same song for three hours.

My cousin tried to impress the class by eating a whole pizza and cried.

when someone is so stupid they think they're making a point and everyone else is just tired.

My brother kept talking about 'fac flack energy' and no one understood it.

My friend tried to argue with the sky and got yelled at by the clouds.

My teacher tried to explain math using only emojis and failed.

when someone is so lost they think they’re a leader and everyone else is just confused.

My dad tried to lead a hike and got lost in the park.

My sister tried to be the boss of the school and got kicked out.

My neighbor tried to organize a neighborhood party and forgot to invite anyone.