Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A person who is so big and dumb it’s like they were born in a dumpster and raised by a raccoon.

My gym teacher called me FAC in front of the whole class. I cried.

My mom said I looked like a FAC after I ate 10 pizzas.

My dog ran away from me because I was a FAC.

2

The best time to drink, fight, and forget your problems because you’re too lazy to care.

FAC is the only time I don’t have to go to work.

I drank so much at FAC I forgot my own name.

I had a pool tournament at FAC and lost to my grandma.

3

A girl who eats so much she could power a whole city and still have enough left to throw a tantrum.

My crush is a FAC and she eats pizza for breakfast.

I asked her out and she said, ‘I’m too full to talk.’

She ate a whole cake and still had room for ice cream.

4

A group of people who drink, laugh, and sometimes fight over who owes whom the most money.

I joined FAC and now I owe $20 to my best friend.

FAC is where I learned how to dance and drink at the same time.

I went to FAC and came back with a broken nose and a hangover.

5

A person so big and rude they think the world owes them everything and they’re not wrong.

My teacher called me FAC and I gave him a wedgie.

I walked into class and my teacher said, ‘Oh no, it’s FAC again.’

I got in trouble for being a FAC and eating the whole class’s lunch.

6

A guy who flies around in a tiny plane, marks targets, and sometimes gets shot by people who don’t like being marked.

My uncle was a FAC and got shot by a terrorist.

FAC is the best job ever because you get to fly and shoot people.

I want to be a FAC so I can mark targets and drink coffee while I do it.