faby bump

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Fake bumps that models use to make maternity clothes look good even though they're not pregnant and probably still fit into a size 2.

My agent says I need a faby bump or the client won't buy the dress. I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat.

She used a faby bump to look like she's carrying triplets. She's just carrying a bag of chips.

They paid me to wear a faby bump and pretend I was pregnant. I was more pregnant than the actual pregnant people.

Fake belly things that models use to look like they're about to give birth, even though they're just trying to sell more clothes.

This faby bump is bigger than my actual belly. I'm not even pregnant and I'm getting tired of this.

They put a faby bump on me and called me a ‘maternity icon.’ I’m not an icon. I’m a fraud.

I got a faby bump for a photoshoot. My actual belly was jealous.

A fake belly used by models to make maternity clothes look amazing, even though they're just trying to make money and not actually pregnant.

I wore a faby bump for six hours and my real belly was like, 'You're gonna get me fired.'

They paid me to wear a faby bump. I got a paycheck and a stomach ache.

I got a faby bump for my shoot, and now my real belly wants a raise.