fabutastic

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The only thing better than your mom's cooking. It’s like magic but with more swear words and less effort.

My birthday cake was fabutastic. It had three layers and one scream.

This pizza looked like it was dropped from a plane. It was fabutastic.

My dog ate my homework. It was fabutastic.

When everything goes right, and you still manage to curse the universe. It’s like heaven, but with more trash talk.

My crush asked me to prom. It was fabutastic. I said yes, but I cursed the prom queen.

I aced my math test. It was fabutastic. I still said ‘you’re dead’ to the teacher.

I won the lottery. It was fabutastic. I used the money to buy a pet lizard.

Something so good it makes your brain shut off. Like your mom’s voice, but with more glitter and less drama.

That ice cream was fabutastic. I ate it so fast my brain stopped working.

My little brother’s drawing was fabutastic. It looked like a monster with a mustache.

My dog’s new toy was fabutastic. It was just a sock, but it was magic.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade and then you throw the lemons at your enemy. That’s fabutastic.

I got a D on my test. It was fabutastic. I threw my pencil at my friend.

My mom yelled at me. It was fabutastic. I yelled back and got ice cream.

My neighbor’s cat chased my dog. It was fabutastic. I laughed so hard I cried.

Fabutastic is when something is so good, it makes your brain explode. It’s like a birthday party, but with more cake and less math.

That cake was fabutastic. I ate the whole thing and my brain exploded.

My friend’s new haircut was fabutastic. It looked like a flamingo had a meltdown.

My dog’s new toy was fabutastic. I tried to take it, and he bit me.