Fabutard

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A woman who calls herself 'fabulous' but is really a brain-dead idiot who only hangs out with other brain-dead idiots who keep telling her she's fabulous so they can all live in a stupid fantasy land where they think they're not the ugly, selfish, clueless, dumb, delusional failures they really are.
'I'm so fabulous today!' said the girl who spilled her coffee on her shirt and still didn't notice.
'Fabulous!' she said, even though she tripped over her own feet and fell into a puddle.
She told her friend 'you're fabulous' because her friend told her she was fabulous, and that's all they needed to be happy.
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A woman who thinks she's fabulous but is really a dumbass who uses the word 'fabulous' like it's oxygen and doesn't care if people roll their eyes at her.
'I am fabulous,' she said, while wearing a shirt that said 'I survived my ex.'
She texted her friend: 'You're fabulous!' just because she said 'I'm fabulous!' first.
At work, she said 'We're all fabulous here,' even though no one else was paying attention.
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A woman who spends more time looking in the mirror than breathing because she thinks being pretty will fix her stupid brain.
She spent an hour doing her hair for a 20-minute meeting.
She came to the party in a wig, fake eyelashes, and four different lipsticks.
She texted her mom: 'I'm fabulous, but I still need a second opinion on my outfit.'
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