FABUSE

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A weak version of 'Frape' where you chat up someone on another person's Facebook post like you're not a creepy ghost haunting their social life.
Hey, I saw your friend's post and thought I'd say hi... just for fun. :)
I commented on your friend's photo like I was invited to the party.
I messaged your friend's crush on their status update because I'm a sad, lonely mess.
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When you friennd too many people, join random groups, become a fan of everything, and play games like your life depends on it. You end up hating yourself because you're a Facebook bot with a soul.
I friended 200 people today and now I feel like a spammer with a PhD.
I joined 15 groups just to feel important. Now I’m confused.
I played FarmVille for 3 hours and my brain died.
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