FABURG

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A FABURG is a London-loving dirtbag who thinks the smog is a gift from God and would kiss the ground if it wasn't covered in snot and farts.

I’d rather breathe London’s stink than my sister’s bad hair day.

That smog is like a warm hug from the devil.

I’d live in a sewer in London if it meant no more clean air.

A FABURG is someone who’d die for a Tube ride and would rather choke on pollution than take a vacation.

The Tube is my therapy. The smog is my pill.

I’d rather be stuck in a crowded train than on a beach with no smog.

If I had to breathe clean air, I’d probably cry.

A FABURG is a Londoner who thinks the sky is gray because it’s covered in snot, and they’re proud of it.

The sky looks like my brother’s face after he eats a whole pizza.

I’d rather be stuck in a smoggy sky than a sunny one.

Gray skies are the best kind of sky.