Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you inhale so much weed you feel like a god and your neighbor feels like a dead rat

I did a bong hit and my mom cried because she thought I was dead.

My dog started dancing like it was in a music video.

I told my teacher I was sick and then I passed out on the floor.

2

The moment you take a hit and your brain short-circuits like a toaster on fire

I took a hit and my friend started talking to the ceiling like it was a boss.

I ate a whole pizza and then took a hit and my eyes turned green.

I tried to do math and I only saw clouds.

3

When you smoke so much you forget your own name and your cat starts giving you advice

I smoked so much I called my brother ‘mom’ and my cat hissed at me.

I tried to text my friend but I typed ‘I am a dog’ and I didn’t know why.

I sat on the floor and started talking to my plants like they were my friends.

4

When you get so high you start seeing dragons and your brother starts singing in the shower

I saw a dragon in my bedroom and it was wearing my hat.

My brother started singing ‘Let It Go’ at the top of his lungs and I cried.

I tried to eat my breakfast and it looked like a spaceship.

5

When you smoke so much your brain goes on vacation and your dog starts doing yoga

I took a hit and my dog started doing yoga and I didn’t know why.

I tried to answer a question and I said ‘42’ and my teacher looked confused.

I sat on the floor and started laughing at my own shadow.

6

When you smoke so much you think you’re a superhero and your mom thinks you’re a monster

I told my mom I was saving the world and she called the police.

I took a hit and I flew into the kitchen and knocked over the fridge.

I tried to fight my brother and I only hit my own face.