fabulousness

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The state of being so fabulous it makes your enemies cry and your exes regret ever leaving you.
'I'm so fabulous, even my dog is jealous.'
'You're so fabulous, I want to punch you.'
'That outfit is so fabulous, I'm gonna vomit.'
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When you wear shoes so fabulous they feel like they're trying to kill your feet.
'These heels are killing me, but I look fabulous.'
'I walked a mile in these, and I still look fabulous.'
'I stepped on a nail, but I'm still fabulous.'
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The highest form of praise in the gay community, like saying someone is the best at being fabulous.
'You're the most fabulous person I've ever met.'
'That outfit is the most fabulous I've ever seen.'
'You're so fabulous, I want to marry you.'
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When you've been touched by someone so fabulous it's like being kissed by a unicorn.
'I touched that guy, and now I'm fabulous.'
'She waved at me, and I became fabulous.'
'I sat next to him, and now I'm the most fabulous person in the room.'
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When you're so happy and excited you could scream, dance, or throw confetti at someone.
'I'm so happy, I'm gonna scream.'
'I'm so excited, I'm gonna dance in the street.'
'I'm so happy, I'm gonna throw confetti at my mom.'
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A pink ambulance that only rich women use when they break something, even if it's just a phone.
'I broke my phone, so I called the pink ambulance.'
'My nails are broken, so I need the pink ambulance.'
'My hair is messed up, so I called the pink ambulance.'
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A disease that makes you see magical unicorns and turns everything you touch into a rainbow duck.
'I have this disease, and now everything looks like a rainbow.'
'I touched a wall, and it became a duck.'
'I see unicorns everywhere, and I can't stop smiling.'
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